Miami Beach ain't that much fun!

I think we're spoiled! We're used to visiting places and virtually having no hassles and our perpetually-comfortable motorhome to live in.
We're staying at the BlueGreen resort on Miami Beach. It is all we expected it to be. Great suite, a little used, but very nice. The staff is ever-solicitous. And even though we did not sign up for a time-share arrangement, it is still wonderful, but it ain't our style.
The traffic sucks, major-league, big-city, sucks! It points out the precarious nature of our infrastructure. It's as though a designer had built a building that the first woodpecker that happened by could destroy! Every time there's a breakdown or a trucker that skipped high-school and doesn't get the physics of driving his truck and lays it down on the on-ramp, the whole system literally grinds to an hours-long halt.
And I'm ready to get on with buying the Remos! Or going to Lakeland. Maybe tomorrow's tour will divert us for the day. We're touring by bus and boat to see Miami. Should be what passes for fun as tourists.
Then Thursday we're on the beach, unless the motorhome is ready early, then we're leaving!